Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Weather: Pointless Lawsuits Stand Aside

There's a new waste of taxpayer money in town!

According to the CS Monitor, New Hampshire police have issued a warrant for the arrest of a local rodent for being a witch.

"Punxsutawbey Phil," as the marmot is called, is being blamed for the surplus of snow that has fallen on New Hampshire this winter. We warn our readers not to repeat his name too often or too quickly, lest you summon his wrath to your own metropolitan area.

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